Almost every cool thing you can do and every brilliant idea it has is massively flawed in some way - hacking is a tedious chore, mind control is extremely buggy, the entire mental health system is utterly wasted (you can cure anything for free at any time by pressing one button). Your upgradeable body parts gradually, over scores of levels, turn you into an unstoppable sword-slinging Spring-Heeled Jack, or a superhacker who can take control of an interceptor (like the one in the sewers. Your Deus Ex-like augmentations range from indispensible to useless. It all just loops you back around to the beginning, where you have to walk through a dream in which you've just murdered your mentor to get back to the game whenever you die or reload. oh god who even knows, it's utterly nonsense and whichever ending you choose doesn't end it anyway.

You're an amnesiac samurai priest in some distant, galactic future, partly alien and partly cybernetically enhanced inquisitor in a civil war between. Its setting is a monstrous Frankenstein of a dozen other works, somehow made into their own distinctive shape. The plot is as mad as anything in Metal Gear Solid, except less desperate to treat women like shit and pretend it's subversive, or beat you over the head with how smart it thinks it is.

There's so much wrong with it that I could probably slag it off for two full reviews, but I still like it too much. And yet unlike 95% of crap names, I never forget it.ĮYE is one of my favourite games. One a day, every day, perhaps for all time.Į.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy is a name so crap I can't even be bothered to mock it. Have You Played? is an endless stream of game retrospectives.

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